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Dumbass #110 - Submitted on 03-01-2002 by End
Okay, this first on is what I did...
The school I go to has actually 2 networks, one for computer classes and one for the rest of the school (The computer teachers ARE actually smart), because he complains that nobody outside his network knows the difference between a monitor and a computer (exagguration, if thats how its spelled). anyways, since I have 3 computer classes that means I have a logon name for both networks, I walk into my first period class (Auto CAD) and ask why cant I logon? a friend looks over and laughs, I put the other name for the username instead of the right one, after that I proceeded to enter my password into username several times, figure it out, and do the very first problem again, (good god! I must have got to bed late last night!)
Now, this one is really funny (was), okay its third period, ive befriended about the entire class, even a *gasp* jock. being the good friend that I am (not at all), I go to his computer and ask whats wrong.
"The entire screen is black, I press ctrl+alt+delete, and nothing happens"
after a couple seconds "Turn on your monitor"
I proceed to walk away, when I am summoned again
him "it wont turn on"
apparently he doesnt notice the two notorious jerks behind his computer laughing
me (I press the monitor button, they plug the monitor in)
him "thanks man!"
I attempt to walk back to my computer...
him "HEY! it just shutoff!"
jerks behind his computer "Its like the rest of the computer, you have to hold it for like five seconds"
me *press and hold (to upkeep the masquerade) the monitor button for five seconds, low and behold, it works!*
him "thanks dude"
I am now walking as fast as I can to my own computer
him "WHAT THE HELL!?!?"
the two guys from behind his computer burst out laughing their asses off
him "Hey, you werent playing any tricks were you?"

its always funny unless it happens to you...
me - Hey, why doesnt my mouse work?
kid - *giggling*
me - *punches kid behind computer*

- Adrian
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