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Dumbass #80 - Submitted on 02-03-2002 by PuR
I was at my previous employment at a well known Car Store place. I was talking with one of the sales reps, lets call him Jimbo

Jimbo - "Man I just got a new computer. Yeah it's cool"
Me - "What is it?"
Jimbo - "oh just a gateway XXXX"
Me - "Cool, What speed is the cpu?"
Jimbo - "oh something like 256megabits"
I keep from laughing well
Me - "oh. Cool, umm... How much did you pay for it?"
Jimbo - "only 1,560 with a 17" monitor and a printer"
Me - "OOh nice"
Jimbo - "Yeah It was suppose to have a cd-rw when I ordered it but it doesnt look like it has one"
Me - "did you call"
Jimbo - "Yeah the stupid motherf***ers said that it was in there but I dont see it"

So that was the end of that conversation
Later that month he was like what brand of cd-rw's are good. I explained that Sony, Phillips were good reputable brands, that I had an LG.

Jimbo - "What is 12x8x32x mean?"
Me - "Well thats the speed that it burns at, rewrites at and then reads at"
Jimbo - "So what does the X mean?"
Me - "Thats the speed that it reads at 12 times a certain standardized rotations per mintute"
Jimbo - "thanks"

The next month
Jimbo - "Hey man Why does my cd burning software say i have two cd-writers"
Me- "Well what does it say? Does it say the name of one twice"
Jimbo - "No it says Sony Cd-RXXX and the other one says Phillips XRc-XXX"
Me - "So you bought two cd-rw's?"
Jimbo - "No"
Me - "So you DID get the cd-rw when you bought the computer"
Jimbo - "Wow thanks man, should I return it, cuz I heard that you can make copies from cd to cd?"
Me - "Sorry man gotta leave"

Too much stupidity just leaves me in a mind fog trying to think of how someone is that stupid.



- PuR
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